Top 40 Sun 30 Aug 09
31 year old Bow boy Dylan Kwabena Mills is Number One again, 'Holiday' is the third chart-topper from the former car removal man and rebel without a pause we know as Dizzee Rascal.
'Mon the Biff'.... Biffy Clyro storm in at 10 with 'That Golden Rule', while Nigerian/German hip hop star Nneka enters at 23 with 'Heartbeat'. TI's 'Remember Me' guest starring Mary J. Blige and strangely Luthor Vandross's 'Dance With My Father' at 34 and 38 respectively make up this week's new songs.
Last weeks long runner Lady Gaga's 'Poker face' bows out after 31 weeks to make way for .... Kings Of Leon's 'Sex On Fire' returning for a 36th week in the top 40.
5 new entries & 2 re-entries – 5 up, 24 down, 4 non-movers
This Week ... Last Week ... Weeks In ... Artist ... Title
1 new DIZZEE RASCAL Holiday
2 1 3 DAVID GUETTA & AKON Sexy Chick
3 2 9 BLACK EYED PEAS I Gotta Feeling
4 4 3 CALVIN HARRIS Ready For The Weekend
5 3 4 TINCHY STRYDER & AMELLE Never Leave You
6 6 5 LITTLE BOOTS Remedy
7 5 7 BEYONCE Sweet Dreams
8 7 2 ESMEE DENTERS Outta Here
9 8 6 Mr HUDSON & KANYE WEST Supernova
10 new BIFFY CLYRO That Golden Rule
11 10 4 IAN CAREY PROJECT Get Shaky
12 13 5 SEAN KINGSTON Fire Burning
13 12 7 JLS Beat Again
14 23 3 LILY ALLEN 22
15 11 2 JUST JACK The Day I Died
16 14 9 PITBULL I Know You Want Me (Calle Oche)
17 15 3 JEREMIH Birthday Sex
18 18 12 LADY GAGA Paparazzi
19 16 10 LA ROUX Bulletproof
20 17 8 CASCADA Evacuate The Dancefloor
21 22 5 FLO RIDA & NELLY FURTADO Jump
22 19 11 DAVID GUETTA & KELLY ROWLAND Love Takes Over
23 new 1 NNEKA Heartbeat
24 21 16 BLACK EYED PEAS Boom Boom Pow
25 9 3 PETER ANDRE Behind Closed Doors
26 24 15 DANIEL MERRIWEATHER Red
27 33 2 LADY GAGA LoveGame
28 26 9 NOISETTES Never Forget You
29 27 7 CHICANE Poppiholla
30 39 15 DIZZEE RASCAL Bonkers
31 35 2 TEMPER TRAP Sweet Disposition
32 20 3 BLOC PARTY One More Chance
33 re-entry 36 KINGS OF LEON Sex On Fire
34 new TI & MARY J. BLIGE Remember Me
35 28 11 JORDIN SPARKS Battlefield
36 34 15 KERI HILSON, KANYE WEST & NE-YO Knock You Down
37 re-entry 10 PIXIE LOTT Mama Do
38 new LUTHOR VANDROSS Dance With My Father
39 32 24 LA ROUX In For The Kill
40 40 17 CALVIN HARRIS I'm Not Alone |
True story... maybe
A Chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman aAnd ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised eggs.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence'.
Aaah another cracker!
America's Hot 100
This Week ... Last Week ... Artist ... Title
1 1 BLACK EYED PEAS I Gotta Feeling
2 2 MILEY CYRUS Party In The USA
3 7 JAY SEAN & LIL WAYNE Down
4 4 TAYLOR SWIFT You Belong To Me
5 3 JAY-Z, RIHANNA & KANYE WEST Run This Town
6 5 KINGS OF LEON Use Somebody
7 6 DRAKE Best I Ever Had
8 8 KERI HILSON, KANYE WEST & NE-YO Knock You Down
9 9 COBRA STARSHIP & LEIGHTON MEESTER Good Girls Go Bad
10 10 PITBULL Hotel Room Service |
